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Dog Chaperone Doesn’t Allow Funny Business on Date
When asked by a co-worker to tag along on his son’s date, Mabel the dog took that task to heart.
"She doesn’t go anything halfway," said Tom Wormly, who requested that the dog tag along and keep an eye on his son during a recent date. "Mabel’s commitment knob is always turned up to 11."
Mabel reportedly made sure that the date was thoroughly chaste and wholesome, requiring a distance of two feet between the couple at all times. Not everyone was pleased with the outcome, though.
"I’m 27," said Steven Wormly, Tom’s son. "My dad is a bit too overprotective. I mean, I love that dog, but she needs to butt out of my personal life."
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